tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32476242.post7491526177829758375..comments2024-02-20T03:16:59.964-05:00Comments on Lions Lowdown: Detroit Lions sign DE Corey WoottonPaula Paschehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351975379759661261noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32476242.post-55630063561339787312015-05-15T00:52:12.230-04:002015-05-15T00:52:12.230-04:00So the Lions signed rootin tootin Wooton. They alr...So the Lions signed rootin tootin Wooton. They already have a Ziggy, a cartoon character. One of the Jones boys. Hopefully Darryl doesn't Tapp out. Phillip's still in the Hunt. Kerry's a Hyder? Is he stashing women or in the fur trapping biz? Add a Megatron, a China doll, a jokey bell, and this is quite the motley crew. With any luck maybe Mayhew can (appropriately) get Yogi Bear's pal Boo Boo as a team spokesman, or perhaps Uncle Fester to light things up. How about Bugs Bunny as a team mascot? Every January, he can say "that's all folks". Perfect. Take them seriously if you wish Paula, but to some of us the Lions have long representd a different kind of entertainment. The NFL network? Pshaw. TVLand would be more appropriate. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com